blue artichoke

Spring has found DC and I went to the Cherry Blossom festival last weekend with my college roommate. The festival was kind of lame because the rain the night before knocked off most of the cherry blossoms, so it was more of a Celebrate Diversity festival, mostly celebrating Sikhs (which, according to the Sikh literature I was handed, is the 5th largest religion in the world). After walking miles and miles around the mall, we went back to her place to rest and primp for a night out playing darts with her friends. I'm not a particularly good dart thrower, but more of my darts land on the target than on the wall around it, so I'm pleased. My smack-talk ability is atrocious, though. I've been around Gentleman Caller and his friends enough to be fluent in smack-talk, but when it was my turn to heckle the opposing team (The Donkeys), I had nothing. This must be worked on. I might add "heckling" as my skill to work on next month. When it comes to telling big ridiculous lies, though, I've still got it.

Getting to Know All About You: What's your favorite heckle?