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29 Days of Being a Health Nut

Did anyone watch 30 Days, the tv series by Morgan Spurlock, the guy from SuperSize Me? If you aren't familiar with the show, it's about people trying something new, or living a different lifestyle, for 30 days. I'm going to try my own version, called 29 Days of Being a Health Nut.

When Chandra Levy was in the news, the media kept reporting that she was a fitness nut. I made Blue Grilled Cheese promise that if I ever were to go missing, she was to say that I am a health nut. I don't care if that means I won't be found, I just don't want the media to report that my hobby is eating. Anyway, I'm going to make good on that claim, for the next 29 days at least, so as to not make BGC a liar. Not that I plan to go missing, no, I'm going to the beach for two weeks. In 29 days.

My plan includes healthy eating, portion control, no fried foods, only one can of diet soda per day, no desserts (which is difficult because we have boxes of Valentine's candy stashed around the house to taunt me), healthy Sunday muffins, and an hour of exercise every day (yoga counts as exercise, but only for one day a week). Starting tomorrow. Today I'm polishing off all the candy I can find.

And, in case you were wondering, yes, I tried on bathing suits today. No, I didn't buy one. Too soon.

Getting to Know All About Those with a TypeKey Account Who Can Post Comments: If you were to go missing, what would you want the media to say about you?

Comments

First of all, I am glad that they now cannot say that I am a liar...

I would like for them to say that I am an outgoing, friendly person that everyone loves...

I also want them to add that I watch a lot of real-life crime shows (Forensic Files, American Justice, The First 48, etc)... and thus will make sure that if attacked, I will leave lots of forensic evidence, and thus any attacker would never get away with it, so just let me go!

I hope people would say that I was a good dancer and choreographer. Incidentally, I had my photo taken recently in a white nursing hat (for state boards). It crossed my mind that this would be the picture that would flash up on cable talk shows if something bad happened to me. (Or if I did something bad.)

I have thought about what pictures they would put up of me as well... mine would be a yearbook picture... followed by pictures of me and Blue Artichoke, only her face would be blurred out... :)