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With This Tooth, I Break Your Nose

Sometimes my teeth feel really weird in my mouth, sharp and craggy, like the Crowns are arming for conflict. Or like someone is sneaking in and sharpening my teeth while I sleep. Who would do such a thing?

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Uh, GC?

It's that new ruler in your mouth. He's biding his time, but is secretly arming your mouth.

You might have a maxillary Hitler on your hands.

YOUR TONGUE!

Just like it tries to interfere with that pesky dentist man! You gotta watch the tongue I tell ya!

I'm pretty sure it wasn't GC, because I hadn't seen him in 10 days when the teeth suddenly became sharp. Unless he's been driving 6 hours, breaking into my dad's house, filing my teeth and returning before I wake up... I suppose he's capable, but I think a mouth insurrection might be more likely. Perhaps the Maxilla Crown (of the healthy eating party) is revolting over the surge of power enjoyed by the Mandible Crown (of the hedonist party) over this holiday vacation. Now that I'm back home and able to eat healthier, they can call a summit meeting, sign a disarmament treaty and let my teeth do their jobs. Fingers crossed.