With This Tooth, I Break Your Nose
Sometimes my teeth feel really weird in my mouth, sharp and craggy, like the Crowns are arming for conflict. Or like someone is sneaking in and sharpening my teeth while I sleep. Who would do such a thing?
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Sometimes my teeth feel really weird in my mouth, sharp and craggy, like the Crowns are arming for conflict. Or like someone is sneaking in and sharpening my teeth while I sleep. Who would do such a thing?
Comments
Uh, GC?
Posted by: Purple Fried Okra | January 5, 2007 11:34 AM
It's that new ruler in your mouth. He's biding his time, but is secretly arming your mouth.
You might have a maxillary Hitler on your hands.
Posted by: Red Momo | January 5, 2007 11:43 AM
YOUR TONGUE!
Just like it tries to interfere with that pesky dentist man! You gotta watch the tongue I tell ya!
Posted by: Blue Grilled Cheese | January 5, 2007 03:34 PM
I'm pretty sure it wasn't GC, because I hadn't seen him in 10 days when the teeth suddenly became sharp. Unless he's been driving 6 hours, breaking into my dad's house, filing my teeth and returning before I wake up... I suppose he's capable, but I think a mouth insurrection might be more likely. Perhaps the Maxilla Crown (of the healthy eating party) is revolting over the surge of power enjoyed by the Mandible Crown (of the hedonist party) over this holiday vacation. Now that I'm back home and able to eat healthier, they can call a summit meeting, sign a disarmament treaty and let my teeth do their jobs. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: blue artichoke | January 5, 2007 09:15 PM