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May 29, 2006

Rice Krispies Comeuppance

My summer reading is on hiatus while I plow through some magazines that have been piling up.

I thought I was on to something with my addition of dried cranberries to rice krispies treats. Cooking Light has one-upped me! I found a recipe in the May 2006 issue for rice krispies treats with dried cranberries and toasted pumpkin seeds. Hmmm. I still had leftover cereal and marshmallows from the last time, and I also happened to have raw pumpkin seeds and dried cranberries, so I tested the recipe. I put the treats out at our Friday night poker game. One was left at the end of the night and several people said it was the best rice krispies treats they'd ever eaten. The toasted pumpkin seeds added a nutty depth to the treats and the cranberries a tart sweetness that nicely countered the sugary-sweet marshmallows. Kudos, Cooking Light.

Dinner last night: pesto pizza made by friends
Dinner tonight: grilled steaks, parmesan broccoli

May 27, 2006

All You People Look Alike

I have a doppelganger. I've never seen him/her/it, but it occasionally happens that people I don't know think they know me. Today, for example, at the farmer's market, a woman smiled, waved and hurried over to Gentleman Caller and me, then passed us right by. I turned around, and no one was behind us. She had stopped and was looking at us intently. Then we walked over to the pork guy and a woman offered us another pamphlet. I was confused because we hadn't picked up a pamphlet, and GC said he thought we probably had one at home. She answered "That's why I said another. I know you already have one." We don't have one of their pamphlets; if we ever had one, we would have picked it up last summer. While we do make an attractive couple, there's no way she would have remembered us. Weird, but that's not the end of it. In the grocery store later in the day, a kid latched onto my shopping cart and stared up at me, his mother calling and coaxing him to leave me alone. Then, in the produce aisle, a woman passing me stopped and waved in my face, smiling at me. I looked at her blankly. Either she was a very friendly stranger or she was enthusiastically greeting the sliced mushrooms behind me.

This has happened to me before, but it was at college and the doppelganger was eventually identified. It seems she has followed me to MO, or there's a new one. Either that, or I got really drunk last night and made lots of new friends. I'm pretty sure that's not it.

Dinner last night: We ate at Classy’s. I had spaghetti carbonara with eggs, peas, bacon and cheese; Gentleman Caller had coconut cod with some sort of rice and veggies. Mine was better.

May 25, 2006

Feel Like Baking Bread

It's 85 degrees in this house.
Shoot, that's perfect!

Yesterday was hot. I was bored. Perfect conditions for baking bread. I had no all-purpose flour, so I searched through my bread recipes for one that used only bread flour. Aha! Sweet challah! Since Mama Artichoke and I went to the bakery at the Dekalb Farmer's Market in Atlanta, I've been in the mood to bake bread, especially odd-shaped or braided bread. Challah is a braided bread that uses bread flour. Perfect! I followed the recipe, but the dough was way too moist and sticky. Perhaps a fault of the recipe, or maybe the looming rainstorm made the air too humid. I added more flour, then a little bit more, and finally dumped in a large scoop. I probably doubled the amount of flour called for in the recipe, but finally I had a workable dough. I let it rise three times, then formed it into three ropes, braided them and let it rise again. By this time, Gentleman Caller was home from work and dying to turn on the air conditioner. I made him hold off until the final rise. Oh, what a beautiful bread, sweet and spongy. We had some with dinner. It's best on the day it is baked, so with the leftovers, I'll make a bread pudding.

May 24, 2006

We Live on the Couch

Slipcovers are a great idea, but are terrible in practice. In marrying Gentleman Caller, I acquired one of the world's most comfortable couches. Problem was the beige/turquoise/peach plaid did not fit our manly brown living room. We registered for a chocolate brown, brushed suede slipcover, which we got by pooling several Target gift cards. Our lives were complete; we had each other and a soft brown cover for our comfortable couch. The slipcover, however, introduced a foreign concept into our happy life: appearances. It looked good only after meticulous tucking, folding and arranging; once sat-upon, it turned into a disheveled mess, sagging in places and riding up in others. Utterly impractical. I attacked it with all sorts of pins, tacks, staples, tubes, weights, threats and pleas. MacGuyver could escape from Guantanamo Bay with all the implements secreted away in our couch. Still, no luck. As any fan of Twin Peaks will remember Nadine's struggles with the loud curtain pulls, I'm searching for a slipcover remedy. I fear there is none, short of reupholstering the couch. There is no escaping destiny. In high school, I took a personality survey that told me that I was best suited to enter a career in upholstery. Though I have difficulty following a pattern for pajama pants, I'm confident I'll soon be sewing covers for my printer, pickle jars and weight bench.

Dinner last night: eggs goldenrod, garlic-butter broccoli
Dinner tonight: spinach and black bean lasagna, salad

May 22, 2006

Summer Treat

In middle school and high school, Blue Grilled Cheese and I would head down to her family's cottage in Panama City, FL, for Spring Break or during summer vacation. Life was easy at the cottage. We walked on the beach in the morning, sunned on the front porch in the afternoon and strolled down the boardwalk in the evening. Meals were just as laid-back. For that week, we would live on sandwiches made from Wonder Bread and cheese slices, dill pickles, potato chips, Jolly Ranchers and Sprite. A diet only a hyperactive metabolism could handle, which luckily we had back then. I try to eat healthier now, but the white bread-cheese slice-mayo sandwich still evokes memories of hot summers and lazy days at the beach. While I was out of town, Gentleman Caller bought a loaf of bread and cheese slices. When I discovered them this afternoon, I immediately made a sandwich. Ahhh, just as good as I remember.

Dinner tonight: chicken tortilla casserole, baby carrots, peas

May 21, 2006

Mutant Luck

I found my first ever four leaf clover today. It was in my back yard. I saw it while I was grilling dinner. What luck.

Dinner tonight: Kentucky Grilled Chicken, grilled purple potatoes, grilled asparagus, grilled orange bell pepper

Home Again, Home Again Jiggity-Jig

I drove back to MO yesterday, stopping in Nashville to see my nieces and Gentleman Caller's family, and again in St. Louis to stock up on treats from Trader Joe's. After a long day of driving, I cracked open a "Two-Buck Chuck" Shiraz to relax and unwind. Purple Fried Okra calls that a "Merlotzac" - she's a clever one, that PFO.

Friday night before I left, I had a party at Blue Grilled Cheese's. I invited people to the party before I had cleared it with BGC. Luckily, she was kind enough to cancel her Friday plans to accommodate my party at her house! She made her famous pizza dip, someone brought ribs for the grill and we ordered pizzas. Good times, though I left just after the panty raid.

May 18, 2006

On the Town with Blue Artichoke

Today was another nonworking social day. First was a showdown at the Borders at high noon with Black Cake. We went to PetSmart, then to McKay's, a used bookstore, where I sold all the books cleared out from my mom's bookshelves. We had lunch at the glamorous Olive Garden, then on to World Harvest and Cook's Corner. I'm in search of a salt pig that I found several months ago at Cook's Corner. It's nice: bamboo, with a magnetic swivel lid. I bid farewell to Black Cake and rushed to my next social engagement, dinner with two high school friends. I don't know their gourmand names. One has a seven-year-old daughter who is the smartest kid I know, and funny too. After my late afternoon feast at the Olive Garden, I wasn't hungry, but it was nice to catch up. After dinner, I had a message from Blue Grilled Cheese, who was finishing dinner at a restaurant across the street. I met her there and we went back to McKay's in Knoxville to trade in some books from BGC's classroom. We decided that someday we'll open a bakery together. It can be an add-on to the barbecue restaurant Black Cake and I are going to open. It'll be in the Middle East, specialize in barbecued goat and camel, and be called Abdulicious.

May 17, 2006

Build-Your-Own Mall

I took a break from working today and went to Atlanta with my mom. First stop was Lenox Mall to return some things to Macy's. Second stop was IKEA. I got directions from mapquest from Lenox Mall to IKEA, but it seems some roads must have moved or become one-way in the 24-hour interim between acquisition of directions and arrival. We had to stop twice to ask for directions, but finally found it. Third stop was Dekalb County Farmer's Market. It was exactly where it was supposed to be. I had never been before, but it is a favorite of my mom's. She likes their olive focaccia bread. I like the array of ethnic/organic/unusual offerings. It was similar to the Granville Island Public Market, one of my favorite places in Vancouver. I think I'd probably choose the Granville Island market to go in my mall, but maybe the Dekalb Co. market could be in the parking lot. What mall? I'm designing the perfect mall, one that has only my favorite shops. So far, they include IKEA, Big Lots, Trader Joe's, World Market, Hobby Lobby, Subs 'N Such, Whole Foods, Lush, World Harvest (ethnic grocery store), The Container Store, Wal-Mart & Target (yes, both), Sam's Club, Home Depot, Paco's Tacos, McKay's and/or Powell's (used book stores), some sort of kitchen store and the Granville Island Public Market. And probably a dollar store.

May 15, 2006

Treasures in the Attic

Saturday night, Blue Grilled Cheese, Purple Pasta and I met for dinner at Alexandro's, my favorite Italian restaurant, then went bowling. I dominated the first game, but got distracted by the 5th grader doing the worm and dancing in the next lane, and Blue Grilled Cheese won the second game, far surpassing my best-ever score. I think the Dixie Werewolves helped her game; me, I prefer booty music as a backdrop to bowling. It just seems right. Anyway, the three of us stood in the parking lot of the bowling alley and talked about pills, booze and fractions. A storm moved in while we stood there, and we scattered when the rain started.

Yesterday, my mom and I went to visit my grandmother for mother's day, then headed into Knoxville to check out the new World Harvest store and run errands. I had planned to make dinner for my mom, but it was late when we got back to her house and we were both pooped, so I'll make mother's day dinner tonight.

We spent the morning sorting through toys in the attic. Remember Monchichi?
I'm heading to the grocery store to shop for dinner ingredients, then to Subs N' Such for lunch. I bet poor Purple Fried Okra is still there waiting for me...

May 13, 2006

Road Trip

In hindsight, perhaps my decision to postpone the road trip a day was a good one, but I'll never know for sure what the driving conditions would have been had I not postponed. Anyway, I listened to The Life of Pi while the miles rolled away. Listening to a book makes a long road trip go by so much faster. I stopped only twice on my 10-hour journey. Once for a shopping spree at Trader Joe's in St. Louis, and once for a fuel fill-up/pit stop/lunch.

Today I've been working around the house with my mom, trimming trees, planting a bush and clearing out some bookshelves.

And right now, I'm sitting in the front yard, between two giant trees with my laptop in my lap, pointed in the direction of the strongest wireless signal, with soggy britches, numb feet and ants crawling up my pant legs.

May 11, 2006

Meteorologists Are Not to be Trusted

I was promised thunderstorms and all I got was some rain and lots of wind. I'm beginning to think "meteorology" is a pseudoscience, full of superstition and grand pronouncements. Throw some chicken bones and declare a tornado is coming, or look at the silver side of leaves and predict rain. Groundhog sees its shadow? Six more weeks of winter! I'm bitter because I woke up early this morning, packed a bag and planned a road trip to east TN. But then I watched the weather report, which was full of doom and gloom for my route, and decided to postpone the trip until tomorrow. It was cold here, but nothing worth postponing my trip. All I can say is that I hope southern Illinois and western Kentucky got pounded. That will restore my faith in the illustrious field of weather prediction.

Of course, by staying home, I won't miss the season finales of My Name is Earl and The Office, or get behind on The Ultimate Fighter!

Dinner last night: Chinese delivery
Dinner tonight: ranch chicken, peas and roasted potatoes

May 09, 2006

Oral Royal

#19 tooth was permanently crowned Supreme Ruler of my mouth this afternoon. It was a lovely ceremony, attended by a dentist, a dental hygienist and a dental student on a job shadow. Bon Jovi played in the background. The rest of the teeth are anxiously awaiting the Crowned Ruler's first decree.

I get so self-conscious in the dentist chair, because of my tongue. I don't know what it's up to while the dentist or dental hygienist is rummaging around in my mouth. I'm afraid that my tongue presses against their hands, licking their fingers. My dentist said that I'm one of his best patients, so either my tongue behaves itself, or my dentist likes to have his fingers licked.

Dinner tonight: whatever the Crowned Ruler demands, which is moussaka casserole

May 08, 2006

Running with Scissors

For those of you who like David Sedaris, I highly recommend reading Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs. I just finished reading it, and have added the sequel, Dry, and every other book written by Burroughs, to my summer reading list. Even thinking about it makes me laugh out loud.

Next up is The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars. In preparation for this book, I bought a Limited Edition Hershey's Cookies 'n' Chocolate candy bar at the grocery store. To set the scene, you know.

Dinner last night: Huevos Rancheros
Dinner tonight: Chicken Chilaqquiles (chicken and corn tortilla casserole); heart-of-palm & pineapple salad

May 07, 2006

No Room to Swing a Cat

The big hits of the party-food were the adobo pork tacos and the Mexican chocolate cake. The big loser was the ginger-molasses rum punch. Too thick and molassish, it was a dinner in itself. There was plenty of food, and plenty of hungry people. Thirty were invited and about 25 showed up, which is a good turnout. I decorated the front porch with a 5' picture of salsa dancers, named Laura and Clemente, and five Catholic prayer candles. Inside was another 5' picture of mariachi musicians, named Fernando and Fjuad, some sombrero shaped candles, a banner of Mexican flags and a "bouquet" of sombrero drinking straws. We had orange-rum punch, but I think I drank most of that before any guests arrived, the failed molasses-ginger rum punch, tequila, pre-mixed Cuervo strawberry margaritas and rum with mixers. Guests brought Mexican beer. The party was relatively easy to manage; once I got all the food out, I just ate and drank and hung out, occasionally tearing around the house looking for my cat. He's quite an escape artist, but had retreated to the quiet and less-festive guest bedroom. The party ended at 2:30 a.m., which is rather early for our parties. Gentleman Caller and I put away the food and washed dishes, leaving everything else for later. Saturday, we both had impressive hangovers, so went to a greasy spoon diner for breakfast. Gentleman Caller went out for some fresh air and played disc golf. I settled in on the couch to watch tv and nap, occasionally breaking the laziness with bouts of cleaning. When GC came home, still hung over, we watched episodes of Lost. What a fantastic weekend.

Adobo Pork Sandwiches Budget Living, June/July 2004

2 T. coarse salt
2 T. black pepper
2 T. dried oregano
10 cloves garlic, peeled
5# boneless pork shoulder
4 T. corn oil
2 dried bay leaves
4 c. chicken or beef stock

In a food processor, combine salt, pepper, oregano and garlic; pulse to form a paste. Spread mixture evenly over pork shoulder and let sit at room temp for 1 hour. Heat oil in a large stockpot over med-high heat. Add pork and sear on each side until brown. Add bay leaves and stock; bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low, cover and simmer 3-4 hours. Remove pork and let cool. Pull meat apart with your hands.

Serve with corn flour tortillas, diced red onion, chopped green onions, salsa, diced tomatoes, shredded fiesta blend cheese and cilantro.

Serves ~20.

Mexican Chocolate Cake Active time: 35 min Start to finish: 2 hr

For cake
2 sticks (1 cup) unsalted butter
½ cup Dutch-process unsweetened cocoa powder
¾ cup water
2 cups granulated sugar
2 large eggs
½ cup well-shaken buttermilk
2 tablespoons vanilla
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 t. ground cardamom, optional
¼ teaspoon salt
For glaze
2 cups chopped pecans (7-½ oz)
½ stick (¼ cup) unsalted butter
½ cup half-and-half
½ cup confectioners sugar
5 oz fine-quality bittersweet chocolate (not unsweetened), finely chopped
¼ teaspoon salt
1 t. cinnamon
Special equipment: a 9-inch tube pan or 12-cup bundt pan

Make cake:
Put oven rack in middle position and preheat oven to 350°F. Butter cake pan well and dust with flour, knocking out excess.
Melt butter (2 sticks) in a 3-quart heavy saucepan over moderately low heat, then whisk in cocoa. Add water and whisk until smooth, then remove from heat. Whisk in separately sugar, eggs, buttermilk, and vanilla.
Sift together flour, baking soda, cinnamon, cardamom and salt into a bowl, then sift again into cocoa mixture and whisk until just combined (don't worry if there are lumps).
Pour batter into cake pan and bake until a wooden pick or skewer comes out with a few crumbs adhering, 45 to 55 minutes. (Leave oven on.)
Cool cake in pan on a rack 20 minutes, then loosen edges with a thin knife and invert onto a plate.
Make glaze:
Spread pecans in 1 layer in a shallow baking pan (1 inch deep) and bake until fragrant and a shade darker, 6 to 8 minutes. Cool pecans slightly in pan on a rack, about 5 minutes.
Melt butter in a 2-quart heavy saucepan over low heat, then stir in half-and-half and confectioners sugar. Add chocolate and cook, stirring, until smooth. Remove from heat and stir in pecans, salt and cinnamon. Cool glaze until slightly thickened, about 5 minutes.
Spoon glaze over top and sides of cake (cake will still be warm) and spread with a small offset spatula or knife to cover completely.
Cooks' note:
Cake (with glaze) can be made 2 days ahead and kept at room temperature in a cake keeper or covered with an inverted bowl.

Makes 10 to 12 servings.
Gourmet, April 2004
Adapted from chef Rebecca Rather, Rather Sweet Bakery & Café, Fredricksburg, TX


May 05, 2006

Happy May 5th!

OK, it's true. I made way too much food for this party. Sometimes I think I should be an old Jewish Italian mother; I just want to feed people. About 30 people are invited; some won't come and some will bring friends, but not all will eat. I'd rather have too much food than run out and have a house full of hungry people. So I make a lot of food. It's my only flaw. Some might point to my bent pinky fingers as a flaw, but I maintain that they are proof that I'm more highly evolved than most people. I'm more aerodynamic, and I can type fast.

May 04, 2006

Pre-Party

I made what might be the world's largest salad today. It's for our Cinco de Mayo party tomorrow and, man, I hope it is good. If not, we could probably wrestle in it; it's about as big as a mud pit. It has hearts of palm, red bell peppers, yellow bell peppers, onions, garlic, cilantro, pineapple, jalapeno and a lime juice dressing. Gigantic.

Yesterday I cooked and shredded a pork shoulder for pork tacos, cooked and shredded chicken breasts for chicken nachos, made my famous black bean empanadas and baked a Mexican chocolate cake. Today I made the gigantic salad, Blue Grilled Cheese's 7-layer dip, key lime bars, a rum punch and the beans part of rice & beans. Tomorrow I'll cook the rice, make a few salsas and guacamole and assemble the rest of the food. Then people will come over and eat everything! We'll have some drinks, tell some jokes, listen to mariachi music and laugh. No sombreros, please.