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Grocery Stalking

Anonymous's comment on my yesterday post reminded me of a new way to make people feel uncomfortable (an ongoing game of mine). Follow someone around a grocery store and add to your cart everything the shopper adds to his/her cart. It is important to start with someone with an empty cart and follow immediately behind. It won't be much fun if the shopper is oblivious of what you're doing. Variation: If shopper puts a tub of ice cream in the cart, pick up another tub of ice cream (same brand/flavor) and say something disparaging ("Yikes! 500 calories per serving!") and put it back emphatically. I call it shopper stalking. It's good practice for real stalking.

Dinner last night: white cheddar macaroni and cheese with a veggie burger
Dinner tonight: chicken l'orange with rice, carrots and steamed broccoli